"Today’s creative challenge: compose a sea shanty in honor of all the stupid people who think they are smarter than the smart people they do not understand. Aaaaand… Go."
- Yours Truly, Whiskey Soup.
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Mom:
what's your email address?
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Me:
Sterling@Sterling Andrews.com.
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Mom:
Hold on, let me get a pen...
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Me:
Mom, it's my name. Do you really have to write it down? I mean --
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Mom:
okay; I'm back. What was it?
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Me:
Sterling at sterling Andrews ---
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Mom:
sterling.... At.... Sterling... Andrews....
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Me:
dot com.
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Mom:
dot.... Com.... Okay. Hopefully I won't lose it!
As hilarious as this list is, I’d love to see these fuckers flooded with requests. Let them know that they can’t escape The Gay. Ever.